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I am the Lord of the Sith Darth Vader. In short that means i'm pretty badass with the force. I am the most powerful being in the universe below the emperor, who's my boss. I am also a great pilot. I spend most of my time fighting the rebellion and my spare one figuring out innovative ways of being evil and stirking menacing poses in the mirror. I love my job but i'm underpaid and being evil can sometimes become tiresome.>:-[ MY hobbies and interest are (im not putting it down there because it won't work properly ::takes in noe to exterminate LJ admninistrators::):

evil, black stuff, dark side of the force, killing, exterminating jedis, giving orders, strangling clumsy and stupid officers with jedi mind tricks, promoting other officers to fill their spot, intimidation, being menacing, being badass with lightsabers, piloting advanced tie fighters, striking down past masters, confronting the senate by being bold, being more forgiving then the emperor, finding lack of faith in others disturbing, making objects levitate, breathing loudly, trying to recover death star's plans, trying to frighten people with my sorcerer's ways, discussing locations of secret rebel bases, sensing presences/disturbances in the force i haven't felt since..., finding powers of others jedi weak, pointing out the force is strong with some, doing my master's bidding, trying to find skywalker's son, bounty hunters, accepting apologies, freezing peole in carbonite, giving in to hatred, plotting to overtake the emperor, putting people back on schedule, shining helmets, finding new ways to motivate people, shocking people by claiming i am their father, walking up behind new crew members covering their eyes and saying "Guess who?", teddy bears.

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